So I walk into Panera to grab a little broccoli and cheddar soup for lunch and I spot a nice little chick sitting near the window reading. The cashier gives me the buzzer and says it'll be a few minutes. Im thinking "perfect" thats all the time I need to get this girl. I walk over and take a seat and immediately she smiles. So I ask her name and what she's doing for the rest of the day and all of a sudden a silver tongue ring come out of her mouth and she gives it a big suck before pulling it back in and saying "nothin"...now imma stop the story right there because I see no need in going on. Why did she do that? That one action made her extremely unattractive to me. Now I got nothing against tongue rings, I think they're extremely sexy (as well as other piercings) but don't suck on it while a guy (or anyone) is trying to talk to you (if you're interested).... that little buzzer saved that girl cuz i was definitely about to puke all over her LMAO
P.S. i still got her number
S/O to Panera with the speedy service.
2 comments:
So what's the point of getting her number? Is it to use her tongue ring for what disgusted you in the first place?
no i did it because I'm flawed :-(
Love & Peace
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